An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...