Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...