Underwear
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Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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An IRS scam
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Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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