The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...