Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...