A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Police chief hates you
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Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
You Know You’re Getting Older When
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A blind pilot is flying this plane?
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Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Should have glasses
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Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
A Well Dressed Man
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