Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....