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Analysis of A Man
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Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
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Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Blonde and 747 Difference
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Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...