My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
How do fireflies start a race
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No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
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What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Log negative one zero
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Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
The number twelve goes to a bar
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A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.