Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.