The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...