Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....