Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!