He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.