Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...