Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...