Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...