Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...