What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...