My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Tips to improve your writing
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The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....