Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...