Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...