How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...