When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...