Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...