Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...