Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...