For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...