Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...