Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...