One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
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The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
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John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
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What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...