Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...