Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...