Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...