Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...