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What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
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