Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...