50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Things adults learn from their kids.
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What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...