What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.