The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...