tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...