IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...