What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...