Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Important thoughts
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Cut by a Razor
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Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
A real bastard
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I was pushing it
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Reload.
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What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”