In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
English is very strange
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Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!