Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...