I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!