Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!