Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...