Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...